Ms. Hess said, "I don't care about you guys! I care about the camera!"

March 30, 2010

Ms. Hess said, "No, I didn't give Tom anything to do today. I would prefer that, instead of getting any work done, he would bother Eric every five seconds, forcing Eric to not get any work done. Even though my independent programming students have a lot of work to complete, I would prefer they don't actually do any of it in class."

March 24, 2010

Ms. Hess said, "Create websites based on lies and falsities. Real truth is an honored privilege and can only be shared with the elite. Puny simpletons like you do not deserve to learn the truth."

December 22, 2009

Ms. Hess said, "Leave school now. I am denying you a good education and want you to become a underpaid ditch digger. Living below the poverty line is essential to your existence."

December 17, 2009

Ms Hess said, "My husband's ancestry, Rudolf Hess, was a member of the SS. I was so intrigued by his dark roots that i hunted him down with dogs and them forced my hand upon him in marriage."

December 17, 2009

Ms. Hess said, "Give me administrative rights to your website now. I want to limit your freedom of speech. Censorship is the founding of society and you must conform."

December 16, 2009

Ms. Hess said, "I wanted to kill my husband so I went on a 'bike ride' with him across a desert, in hopes to wear him out and eventually leave him while he was dehydrated."